#PizzaGate, Or, Spirit Cooking With Cannibals In The Synagogues Of Satan

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First, an apology.  My earlier post today was not up to my usual standard.  I should confess why.  I did a deep dive into the mysteries of #PizzaGate this morning and it shook me to my core.  What I really should’ve done was write a blog post about that topic instead of another rant about how messed up this country is.

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Well, actually #PizzaGate just further proves my point about how messed up this country is.  What has been uncovered is no less than a Satanic pedophile cult operating out of pizza joints in Washington DC with tentacles reaching into the highest levels of government.

Of course, both the (((controlled))) Washington Post and New York Times were quick to “debunk” the story as “fake news”.  What choice did they have?

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If this is your first contact with #PizzaGate, I recommend you start here.  When you are done with that, watch this.  A nice summary of why this is an important story and quite possibly the most explosive thing to come out of the hacked and leaked Podesta emails is here.

Those of us who follow the darker side of power have seen this before.  The Franklin Scandal.  The related “sex ring” linked to the Reagan White House and George Bush Sr.  and, of course, disgraced pedophile and former Illinois Congressman Denny Hastert.

So you tell me: is #PizzaGate just “fake news” designed to further humiliate Queen Hillary and her Empire?  Or is it another ultra-creepy instance of history rhyming with itself?

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What Is “White Nationalism”? And Why Are You Scared Of It?

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The “Alt Right” has been in the (fake) news almost non-stop since Trump won the election.  I personally know a precious few folks who are aware and intelligent enough to not automatically let themselves get “triggered” by the simple mention of the name “Alt Right”.  The rest of my fellow Murkans have drank their fill of the Kool-Aid and have decided to let (((media elites))) do their thinking for them.  It is lobotomization via mass media, pure and simple.  For these simpletons, “Alt Right” is synonymous with, well…why not let CNN finish that sentence for me?

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So what is the “Alt Right”?  Let’s begin by listing all the things it is not.

  • The Alt Right is not National Socialism (aka “Nazism”)
  • The Alt Right is not White Supremacist
  • The Alt Right is not Progressive
  • The Alt Right is not pro-status quo, meaning it is not in favor of unlimited immigration (both legal and illegal), multicultural “diversity”, or continued subjugation of the interests of the majority of the population in favor of minorities (be they ethnic, racial, religious, gender identified, or sexually oriented)

If you voted for Trump, are white, and suffer from a deep dissatisfaction with the direction in which this country is headed, you might be in the “Alt Right” yourself.  Can you be Black, Latino, or Muslim and be “Alt Right”?  Probably not, but that still didn’t stop you from voting for Trump!  Now prepare to die…

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To be “Alt Right” is to be a Conservative that is further to the right than the Establishment “cuckservatives” who have collaborated with Progressives and Socialists to destroy our national identity.  In today’s political climate there is virtually no difference between a Trump voter and a member of the “Alt Right”.  Why?  Just read the tweet above from a very unhappy Hillary supporter who now wants a bloodbath to rid the place of “red staters”.  When “Charles Walz” begins his murder spree, he will make no distinction.  To him, we are ALL the enemy.  The enemy of good, liberal, tolerant, multicultural, NPR-listening, HuffPo-reading common sense progressives who just watched their Queen go down in flames.

And if that level of white-on-white antipathy doesn’t get you, try this:

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The young “Revolutionary Communists” (aka “RevCom“) in and around the BLM movement are gearing up for war.  Perhaps you saw them out on Black Friday blocking businesses in an attempt to disrupt the economy.  Or perhaps you’ve noticed the recent assassinations of police officers carried out by their followers.  As I’ve pointed out repeatedly on this blog, the Race War has already begun.  But only one side is doing any fighting.  Violence will always be the preferred first option of a demographic with poor impulse control, a culture of death, homophobia, and misogyny, and an average IQ of 85.

What whites really want isn’t to kill all the blacks.  It is to be separated from them.  To live apart.  Yes, I realize I just invoked Apartheid.  So what?  Are you really going to tell me the South Africa is a safer, richer, more peaceful country since Apartheid ended?  I didn’t think so.

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In my previous post I invited you to move with me to a safer part of the country.  That’s just smart.  But keep in mind that when the United States breaks up, you still might not be safe!

Here’s what should happen if history is any good at rhyming whatsoever: a total Balkanization of the United States.  If you were to take a few maps, ones showing parts of the country that Trump won, places with the lowest crime rates, and states where white people are still a majority, you’d get a map that looks something like the dark green area above.  If current trends persist, our immediate future will be filled with anti-white violence.  Domestic terrorism from the Left will spike in response to a Trump Presidency.  The powers-that-be, weakened by generations of “diversity”, will do little but publicly wring their hands and express pious wishes that we would all just get along.  Secession is a real possibility and would be a strong likelihood, especially following a series of decapitating “Black Swan” events such as a cyber- or EMP-attack on the power grid.  Or a “dirty bomb” in the Capital.  Or all-out war with China, Russia, or any other likely adversary.  Just because Trump won doesn’t mean this country is any safer.  If anything, it’s facing more risk than at any time since 1941.  This country is also more divided than at any time since the Civil War and the only solution is to break it up.

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The lion’s share of the US would break away from the East and West Coast Liberal-Elite “kakistocracies” while at the same time cordoning off the Progressive “model cities” of Chicago and Detroit.  The territory lost (in gray above) would be the destination of all discontented Blacks, Latinos, Muslims, and Social Justice Warriors who fight un-Constitutional battles on their behalf.  They would leave because they would not be welcome in the new Amerikaner Free State.  Finally, the “dirt people”, the Conservative underclass, the blue collar workers, the rural whites, and, yes, the “Alt Right” would have their own homeland.  This is the essence of White Nationalism.

Any questions?

 

 

 


What’s Next?

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The election is over and democracy did its job.  There was only one small hitch, the wrong guy won.

Oh, don’t get me wrong!  I voted for Trump too.  And I can’t help feeling that doing so was the same as dropping a guillotine blade on a French royal’s neck circa July 1789.  I have spent the week since the election searching for a historical rhyme and that’s the best I can do.  Trump did something no other person has done in the history of this country: he singlehandedly brought down two political family dynasties, the Bushes and the Clintons.  There is no precedent for that.  There is also no precedent for how totally unexpected his victory was.  I do a lot of reading, watching, and surfing and I only heard three places making predictions of a Trump victory: 1) the Trump campaign; 2) SJW meatbag Michael Moore; and 3) that hilarious White Nationalist/Alt Right website dailystormer.

So if Trump wasn’t “supposed” to win (just like the UK wasn’t supposed to Brexit), what does that mean for us?  Is everything about the loathsome political status quo suddenly in jeopardy now?  Or was it all just a magic trick?  Will the powers-that-be comply with the wishes of the peasants and quietly step down?

I was tempted to write a post about the threat of the next two months.  About the myriad ways a delegitimized administration can (in no particular order) invalidate the election, suspend the Constitution, declare martial law, and kick off WWIII but I think you can go find all kinds of people on the internet who beat me to it.

So instead, let’s focus on our own safety and happiness in the immediate future.

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If you feel surrounded and threatened by disgruntled rampaging Hillary supporters, there are a few things you can do.

  1. Move.  Look at the map above.  If you live in or near one of the blue spots, you also live in a high crime location (the red circles).  Why?  Because liberalism and racial tolerance go hand in hand.  And we all know what racial tolerance leads to.  Find the reddest, most Trump-supporting place in your part of the country and relocate to it.  By doing so, you will be guaranteed of being surrounded by friendly, like-minded people.  People who cherish liberty, being left alone, and their Second Amendment right to self-defense.  In other words, you will have found home.  I plan on doing this very thing soon (blog posts to follow!)
  2. Fight.  I will never advocate violence on this blog.  However, when faced with violence, we often have little choice but to respond in kind.  Choice of weapons is up to you but you really should have started training with them long ago.

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I suppose just sitting tight and riding it out is also an option.  But you would be taking a big risk.  What if help never comes?  What if this country remains split right down the middle for the next four (or 40) years?  What if your blue state reacts to the Trump Revolution by banning your choice of weapon and declaring you a criminal?  If you live in California, you now have to submit to a background check just to buy ammo! 

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While I am relieved that all went well (for the country as a whole) last Tuesday, I am dismayed that things are continuing to deteriorate in many places.  My best advice?  Find a way to get out of those places, and do it soon.  You may never get another chance.


Our One-Sided Race War

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If you are like most folks in this once-great country of ours, you probably think of one thing first when you hear the phrase “racially motivated violence”: the all-too-familiar image of a cop (usually white) shooting a black male (usually young).  This is by design.  “Whites kill blacks.  Evil whites kill blacks.  Evil whites kill innocent blacks.  Evil whites kill innocent blacks daily and nobody is doing anything about it.”  Again and again it is drummed into our consciousness until we almost believe it.  But is it reality?

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If you peel back a few layers of The Matrix that the (((media establishment))) has created and maintains with tireless diligence, you can find some surprising – and shocking – examples of truly racially motivated violence.  And not just simple pistol shootings either.  I’m talking about dismemberments, gang rapes, kidnappings, stabbings, feeding to alligators, and gasoline-soaked immolations (but not necessarily in that order).  And the victims aren’t the same virile young men (who invariably were “good boys” who “didn’t do nuthin’“) described in the infotainment delivery hypnotic-electronic trance state machinery I described above – they are typically elderly, young women, and sometimes even children.  Sounds to me like the spirit of Nat Turner has returned and is stalking the land in search of the weakest and most defenseless whites upon which to prey.

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Nat Motherfucking Turner.

That’s my rhyme and I’m sticking to it.  Nat Turner was a mass-murderer who is deified in a film that was released today.  I’ll let you research Nat’s murder spree on your own.  Suffice it to say he was a bad man.  And, in 2016, he is a hero to many.  Why?  Because he killed evil white slave-owning devils…and their wives…and children…in their beds…with an axe.

Today’s blacks aren’t nearly so righteously violent as ol’ Nat Turner.  Today’s blacks seem to prefer a bit of debasement with their bloodshed.  They want you to feel it, suffer for your privilege, and then go up in a cloud of smoke.  Here are just a few recent examples, please take the time to respect and remember each victim:

Dorothy Dow, 83, beaten and burned alive.

Gene Emory Dacus, an 85 year old Korean War vet. Beaten and burned alive.

Paul Monchnick, 91. Burned alive.

Martha Schell, 100, died after being brutally raped by a burglar.

Brittanee Drexel, 17, kidnapped, repeatedly raped, shot, and then fed to alligators.

Bottom line: the Black Lives Matter narrative has it backwards.  Blacks are simply not being slaughtered by whites in some kind of bizarre “race war”.  But it sure seems like there are a lot of white folks being killed by blacks, and in gruesome and cruel ways too.  So how can this be a “race war” when only one side is fighting?

Since there are more than five whites for every black in this country, Nat Turner’s followers have their work cut out for them.  I guess we are just being polite white folks by letting them have a head start.


All Blacked Out

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I was getting ready yesterday for the weekend and a trip down to the Mall to see the sparkling new Museum of African American History and Culture – Chuck Berry’s Cadillac is a highlight – when I read this essay on the Internet.  It made me stop in my tracks and think about what Blacks – and their “culture” – mean to me.

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Since I’ll likely never see the inside of this newest chocolate cake-shaped shrine to White Guilt (just like I’ll never step foot in the similarly-themed Holocaust Museum down at the other end of the Mall) I figured I’d spend my weekend right here on my own blog.  You know: working out some of my “issues”.  Fortunately, a fellow blogger named “Z Man” has spoken for me in a piece so powerful I shall link to it again.  Just in case you missed it up above.  Let’s pause and read it…

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Once again, Blacks are rioting over police shootings.  History rhymes blah blah blah.  I’ve discussed both police brutality and the shortcomings of Black “culture” here on this blog.  Yes, cops make mistakes.  But, like Z Man pointed out in his piece (did you read it yet?), since Blacks are overwhelmingly more often in contact with the po-po, they are overwhelmingly more likely to suffer from police abuse.  The solution?  End Black violence.  And to do that, we need to completely and totally reinvent Black “culture”.

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First step: end all tolerance for chimp-like behavior.  If overpaid sportsball playas like Odell Beckham Jr and his BFF Josh Norman want to butt heads during play ON THE FIELD like a pair of silver back gorillas deep in the forest of Congo, then eject them from the game. What they do is dangerous, offensive, and deeply unsportsmanlike and I don’t want to see it.

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If they refuse to stop, suspend them…without pay (baseball players are commonly suspended for far less).  Such animal-like behavior (including equally embarrassing chimp-outs by Ray Rice, Colin Kaepernick, Adrian Petersen, Adam Jones, Plaxico Burress, Jason Pierre-Paul, et al) is ruining football.  The NFL is 70% black.  I guess I should’ve known what I was getting myself into when I made it my favorite sport four decades ago…

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There are dozens of other ways to improve Black “culture” including ending the worship of thuggery and gang imagery via Hip Hop music, restoring the nuclear family by ending welfare and enacting sweeping criminal justice reforms, and introducing “white” values like education, love of reading, and arts appreciation to Black children before they succumb to toxic Black “culture”.  I place quotes around that word because Black “culture” isn’t culture at all.  It is what arises when a people fail to preserve their original ethnic heritage and then scramble to fill the void with low entertainments, self-destructive habits, and pointless macho posturing.  If you are Black and you are proud of this synthetic “culture” you have no idea of what the word means.

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Most of all, Blacks must stop killing Blacks.  Since they won’t, they will get less and less sympathy from other races and ethnicities in this country.  As a white person, I feel absolutely zero responsibility for what is happening.  Like the old bumper sticker goes: “I ain’t never owned any slaves.  And you ain’t never picked any cotton!”

 

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That doesn’t mean the media, the government, and society at large won’t continue to exert immense pressure on me and those like me (white, male, middle-aged, employed, criminal-record-free) because this is obviously our problem.  Charlotte is burning because we don’t care enough.  We deny that Black lives matter.  We support the police too much.  In short, we are too white.

Well you know what?  Too bad.  I’m done talking, writing, and even thinking about Blacks and their problems.  It is up to them to fix themselves.  They are doomed if they don’t.

 


Celebrating National Shame

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Tomorrow is the 11th of September.  For a decade and a half now we’ve had to suffer through a collective fit of crocodile tears and hand-wringing every time this date rolls around on the calendar.  I’m sick of it.  I was sick of it after the first 9/11 “Remembrance Day” (later renamed “Patriot Day”).  I refuse to participate in this morbid and loathsome rehashing of one of my country’s most colossal failures.  But I am powerless in the face of this annual blast of “feels” and am just one man after all.  Good thing I have this blog otherwise I’d have to rant (inappropriately and publicly) to people who are just too “patriotic” get what I’m so pissed about.

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Since this blog is primarily about spotting rhymes in history (and reacting to them correctly), allow me to be didactic for a moment.

9/11 was the biggest rhyme in the history of the United States. 

We were taken by “surprise” both times and the result was entanglement in wars in which the American people were stubbornly refusing to get involved.  I won’t waste your time with “truther” conspiracy theories about 9/11 (you know where to go get that stuff on your own).  But I will hammer home the essence of the rhyme here.  Neo-Cons and warmongers were actually hoping for a new Pearl Harbor in the years leading up to 9/11.  They felt the country had gone soft on the pursuit of the “enemies of democracy” overseas.  Some good ol’ Murkan ass-kicking was badly needed.  9/11 was the casus belli.  Just as Pearl Harbor was exactly what FDR needed to finally get the US into World War II.

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Both 9/11 and the Pearl Harbor attack were tragedies that could have been thwarted, avoided, defended against, and prevented.  There was plenty of intelligence about the threat yet nothing was done.  Why?  Because war is the health of the state.

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So pin that ribbon pin to your lapel.  Slap that “Never Forget” bumper sticker on your car.  Post your personal “9/11 memories” to social media.  And have a good wallow in this annual celebration of disaster.  Just keep in mind that you are all suckers who get played by your government every time the war bell is rung by our overlords.  And every time we get suckered all you have to do is ask “who benefits” to reveal the true perpetrators.

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If World War II had actually made the world a better place, perhaps I’d feel different about the cheap trick of the Pearl Harbor “sneak” attack.  If we had actually hunted down and killed all Islamic terrorists in their caves, perhaps I’d feel different about the blatant sucker punch of 9/11.  But this country never does war right. We defeated the Axis (sort of) and, in the process, lost half of Europe to the Soviet Union.  We lost China, Korea and Vietnam (and Hungary, and Cuba, and Nicaragua, et al) to International Communism.  And we have lost the “Global War on Terror” to Koran-thumping barbarians.  That, to me is the real shame: that we allow ourselves to be lied into needless wars which we won’t even fight to a satisfying conclusion.

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So don’t talk to me about “remembrance”.  It is you who have forgotten.  You’ve forgotten the real reasons why America fights her wars (and fights them poorly).  Or perhaps you are just too ignorant to have ever known in the first place.

 


The Religion Of Peace vs. The Doctrine of Cowards

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This is a post I’ve been wanting to write for a very long time.  Why?  Because it just might concern the most important topic I’ve ever covered.  More important than preparedness.  More important than situational awareness.  More important than repeating patterns in history.  This is about nothing less than the titanic clash of civilizations that has been going on for 13 centuries; the battle between Islam and The West.

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The West has always managed to win every time it faced a Muslim invasion.  But today, The West lacks the will to be victorious.  Instead of will, we have a surplus of sympathy, love, “concern” and other absolutely useless emotions for the Muslim invader.  It has gotten so bad that if a Westerner – and by Westerner I mean a white, culturally European, non-Muslim – ever dares to speak out against Islam, they are branded an “Islamophobe” and are publicly ridiculed, their reputation destroyed, and are sent to that dark place of dispossession that our Progressive society has reserved for racists.

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But there is still a spark of hope for us.  Please take a few minutes to watch this video from the fine folks at CSPI.  The Center for the Study of Political Islam is one of the few organizations that are actually benefiting society by increasing understanding of the threat to our very way of life.  Of course, CSPI is on the SPLC’s radar as an “Anti-Muslim” “hate group”.  And when the SJWs at the SPLC call you out for “hate” you know you’re doing something right!

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Religion has never meant a whole lot to me.  I am a Freethinker and a bit of a secular Humanist (both go really well with a Libertarian political bent).  I’ve maintained a healthy skepticism for all religions my entire adult life.  This skepticism has served me well and has kept me from adopting dangerous and weak positions and has saved me from lazy thinking (such as the above “Doctrine of Cowards”).  But I fully acknowledge that I am culturally European with a Christian heritage.  I want The West – and by extension, Christianity – to keep winning the war with Islam.  Sharia Law has no place in Western society.  Neither do Muslims.  They are outsiders who bring murderous beliefs into our cities, countries, military, and public places.

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And, in case you haven’t noticed, one of the Presidential candidates has a “best friend” and close advisor who is a Muslim.

Look around.  Wherever there are Muslims, there is bloodshed and death.  Why?  Because Islam commands its followers to kill!  The ones that aren’t actively pursuing the death of unbelievers and the destruction of The West are simply not true Koran-obeying Muslims.

Any questions?


Taco Trucks On Every Corner

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I have to start with this confession: I love getting lunch from a food truck.  Everything about the experience appeals to me: it’s cheap, quick, convenient, and healthier than your average fast food chain.  Also, I am supporting small businesses this way.  And some of my all-time favorite food trucks have been Mexican.  As in “Taco Trucks”.

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This cheerful fellow is a pro-Trump Hispanic.  Yesterday he threatened that there would be a “taco truck on every corner” if Hillary wins in November.  Much hilarity ensued when he was asked to explain how so many taco trucks would be a bad thing.  Although I’m not Hispanic, I feel qualified, through many years of taco truck experience as well as a recent “awakening” to my own Alt-Right* political viewpoint, to interpret for the guy.

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Here goes…

Hillary is soft on immigration – or whatever the opposite of “hard” is (“weak”?  “flaccid”?  “cuck“?)  In fact, she thinks we need as many refugees, rapists, terrorists, and killers as we can possibly allow to swarm across our borders.  Because diversity and feels.  And because brown people, poor people, and low-intelligence people vote Democrat (this is by design).  So, the easiest mental image for a Hispanic to “scare” us white folks with is swarms of filthy taco trucks as far as the eye can see.  Of course, he could’ve said “Thousands of cheap day laborers waiting outside every Home Depot in the country”.  Or perhaps “Landscaping crews on every lawn in the nation”.  Or maybe “Round-the-clock housekeeping in every hotel, motel, and B&B in America.”  Whatever.  They are all the same thing.  More Mexicans means more of what Mexicans have to offer.

This begs two questions:

  1. Do we really need more cheap Mexican service-industry labor?  and…
  2. How do the millions of Mexicans that are already here feel about that?

Trump has doubled down on his anti-immigration stance and I think this is a brilliant move since it is, by far, the strongest card in his hand.  He has zero political or foreign policy experience, is a loud-mouthed hot head, and scares the bejeezus out of women, minorities, and effeminate men.  But he is right on target when it comes to securing our borders, refusing more refugees from the cradles of Islamic terrorism, and kicking out the 11 million who broke the law by sneaking into the country when nobody was watching.

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Bottom line: Tacos from a truck are delicious but I’d get bored if I had to eat them every day.  I need some diversity – Greek, Italian, American, or Korean – when I hit the food trucks for my lunch.  Are you feeling me Pepe?

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*Alt-Right is the hip new label for what used to be called “Paleo-Conservative”, “Reactionary/Traditionalist”, “Anti-Immigrationist”, “Nationalist/Anti-Globalist”, and “White/European Cultural Preservationist”.  If you are reading (and enjoying) this blog, there is a very high probability you are Alt-Right too.  Tell me about it in the comments below.  Gracias!

 


So Stupid It’s Smart!

It’s time for a break from all the doom & gloom in which I’ve been wallowing lately.  Join me as I poke holes in the newest golden calf that I am sure we all love to mock: the “smartening” of common everyday items.

Bottom line up front: any product or service with the word “smart” in the title is most assuredly something so idiotic that no one with an IQ above room temperature would go anywhere near it.

First up: Smart “Food”.

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OK, so it’s neither smart nor is it food.  It’s just popcorn – one of the highest margin snacks on the planet.  Obviously, it’s not the people eating this stuff who are “smart” but rather the marketing geniuses who invented this product (which isn’t even GMO-free).

Next: Smart Water.

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Bottled water is a scamSmart people know that.  So dumb people continue to drink the stuff (some of which can be very expensive) hoping that it makes them smarter.  Good luck with that!

Then there’s one of my all-time favorite absurdities: The Smart Car.

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Listen – you should have to increase your life insurance rates just to get in one of these glorified golf carts let alone actually drive one on public roadways.  This thing is a deathtrap.  My Ram 1500 would roll right over the top of a Smart Car and I probably wouldn’t even spill any of my Smart Water while doing it.  But never fear – Darwin was right about everything, including Smart Car owners.  Say goodbye to the gene pool smarties!

Next.  Guns are tools.  It’s people who are smart (or dumb), right?

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Right (duh).  But that fact didn’t stop some (no doubt) really smart guy from inventing a gun that only works when being held by someone wearing the matching watch-thingie that controls its operation like an electric “key”.  The “Smart Gun” is so uselessly dumb on so many levels I can’t even begin to mock it adequately.  One can only imagine how many clueless Progressives and Social Justice Warriors there are out there who think that all the needless killing would end tomorrow if all our guns worked like thisWon’t somebody think of the children? <sniff>

The last three stupidly smart things go together because they all depend on public digital networks (aka “The Matrix”).

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“Smart House” – (n.) Needless complication and technological dependence in service of convenience.

Don’t you want a “smart house”?  No?  What are you?  Dumb??!!  Everybody knows it’ll be a better world when we can all remotely adjust our thermostats (and close our garage doors, and set our home alarm system, and turn off lights, and freak the shit out of our cats and dogs in the process) with our cell phones while we are at work.  Why?  Because it will relieve us of the stress of having to worry about whether we did these things with our ACTUAL HANDS while we were still IN our houses.

Of course, if you can control your home from afar then I guarantee you I can too!  Oh what fun it will be to screw with every “smart” appliance in your crib.  Welcome to the “Internet Of Things” suckers.

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True story: when my local power utility recently adopted “Smart Meters”, I opted out.  They actually trespassed on my property to install this demonic device – which I swear pumped out so much radio frequency energy it made my fillings hum – so I sent them a nasty letter and demanded that they come back and remove it.  And they did.  Buy they sulked about how me exercising free will over my own property would prevent me from “realizing savings by having real-time usage data” at my fingertips.  I laughed because what they really wanted was the ability to remotely control my home’s electrical grid, including all major smart grid-compatible appliances I might have within.  I hate Statists, Collectivists, and Progressives with an equally white hot fiery passion and now you can add utility companies to that list.  No, you do not get to tell me what is good for me.  Now go away.

And last, but certainly not least, is the most beloved gadget in all of Murka: the Smart Phone.

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I could, and still might, write several blog posts about how colossally dumb smart phones are.  But they are so pernicious in how they’ve wormed their way into our lives that now no one views them with anything other than total and unreserved adoration.  Fact time.  Smart phones kill thousands of people a year, ruin our sleep, destroy our ability to make and retain new memories, and have reduced most of the population to drooling shambling zombified idiots.  And worst of all, carrying a smart phone makes tracking your daily routine – including where you go, how much you spend and on what, who you talk to, and what you do on the Internet – easier than ever.  That’s right, it’s NOT just a phone!  It’s a super-accurate electronic leash and guess who is holding the other end.

As I am so famous for pointing out as I move among the herd: Smart Phones are (still) 100% optional.  Contrary to what “they” are telling you, you don’t need a smart phone to survive.  Heck, you don’t even need one to be a normal, healthy, happy, successful and fully-functioning member of society.  How do I know?  BECAUSE I DON’T OWN ONE!  And I am the most normal, most healthy, happiest, and least messed-up person I know.  Coincidence?  I don’t think so…

newspeak

Don’t get me wrong.  I’m not saying I’m “smarter” because I avoid things with “smart” in their name.  But I have read Orwell and I know what Newspeak is.  And it is all around us.  “Common Sense Gun Control” is Newspeak, so is “Affordable Care Act”.

Do whatever you want with all this smart stuff.  It is still a “free country” (more Newspeak?) for at least a few more months anyways.  But be aware that you are being lied to constantly.  Also you are being manipulated in multiple hidden ways.  Things are being promised to you that simply aren’t being delivered.  Take smart phone usage for instance.  There isn’t one single thing you can do on that thing that I can’t do better with an old landline telephone, an up-to-date road atlas, an actual camera, and a current desktop personal computer connected to fast fiber.  So stop lying to yourself and stop lying to me about how much that Hershey bar-shaped thing in your pocket has “improved” your life.

We know we’re smart.  We don’t need all these stupid things around us constantly reminding us!

 

 

 

 


TINVOWOOT*

conventionboots

OK, so I was wrong about the conventions.  There were no massive riots at either one.  No car bombs, BLM-inspired assassinations, or ISIL show-of-force.  And, tragically, nobody flew a small plane into either party’s…um, party.

Did I really expect any of that?  Yeah, actually I did.

What are “they” waiting for?  Does Putin really want Trump to win?  Will Republicans really vote for Hillary just to poke a sharp poop-covered stick in their own party’s eye?  And how many Pakistanis are there in uniform in the US military anyways?

So many questions.

CLUMP

Here’s what we do know: we are royally screwed and *There Is No Voting Our Way Out Of This.

smod

I’m also finished with the prediction business.  I’m horrible at guessing the future.  Things always happen slower and at a lower intensity than I expect.  Until they don’t.  I’m still holding out for a “black swan” event that will put civilization on hold.  It might be a massive earthquake on either the west coast or the New Madrid fault (we’re overdue).  It might be an eruption of the Yellowstone caldera (we’re overdue).  It might be a whopper of a hurricane on the east coast (we’re overdue).  Or it might be a coronal mass ejection, asteroid strike, or killer virus.  It could be all of the above…

“Gee Kirk, why so blue?”

Well, I have completely and utterly lost faith in human ability to fix human-created crises.  No political party has the answer and I think the American people are just now waking up to that fact.  The best we can do is prepare for the worst and enjoy the last few remaining “good old days” before they are gone forever.

titanic

Vote if it makes you feel better.  Just know that it won’t make a lick of difference.  You can sit in a deck chair on this side or a deck chair on that side but neither one will make a very good flotation device.  Besides that water is cold.