Neither Rain Nor Sleet Nor Yard…

…stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

The USPS, while not really part of the Federal Government, is representative of its dysfunction. Just like Uncle Sam, your typical mail carrier (seen here) is lazy, overfed, borderline incompetent, and has a near-total disregard for her customer.

This video should go viral. In it we see the ultimate in customer service as an out-of-uniform but oh-so-svelte female mail carrier drives right up to the front porch to make a delivery. She then casually chucks the mail onto the porch without even looking to see where or how it lands. “Fuck you” her slothful-yet-imprecise movements scream, “I’ve got a GUBMINT JOB!”

Only one thing would’ve made it the perfect video for this sorry week: if this human-hippo hybrid had been tapping away on her “smart” phone while “working”.



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